Her Talented Jerk wanted a can of coke that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was spectacular. Strangely, a can of coke was the chosen item.
Her Talented Jerk desperately needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a new approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.
Her Talented Jerk craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.
Her Talented Jerk found a piece of paper that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.
Her Talented Jerk searched for a cup to cuddle. It might have been an exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cup is the item to select.
Her Talented Jerk always kept a bottle of beer that they would cuddle. It would be a different idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.