My Angry Cat

My Angry Cat always kept a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

My Angry Cat desperately searched for a little monkey that they liked to cuddle. It would be an unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was wonderful. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

My Angry Cat desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

My Angry Cat desperately wanted a lava lamp that they liked to break. It might have been an extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

My Angry Cat looked for a ball that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

My Angry Cat always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.