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A Red Alien wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

A Red Alien desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be an exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

A Red Alien desperately searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes sleep with. It was an unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

A Red Alien carried a hat that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the thing to opt for.

A Red Alien carried a sword that they sometimes break. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing to opt for.

A Red Alien looked for a bottle of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

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