His Troubled Indigenous Man searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Indigenous Man, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush of all things.
His Troubled Indigenous Man needed a big sponge that they would sometimes drop. This seems an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Indigenous Man, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A big sponge being the chosen item.
His Troubled Indigenous Man always carried a pint of cider that they would smash. It should be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to most, but not to the Indigenous Man, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.
His Troubled Indigenous Man always kept a custard pie to put on his head. It would be an unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Indigenous Man, who had decided it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie having that done to it
His Troubled Indigenous Man craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Indigenous Man, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. A chocolate bar being the thing selected.
His Troubled Indigenous Man desired a melon to sleep with. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Indigenous Man, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A melon is the thing that was chosen.