The Handsome Monster always carried a cucumber that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item chosen.
The Handsome Monster desperately searched for a toilet brush to break. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thought it was magnificent. A toilet brush was the chosen item.
The Handsome Monster owned a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. It was an astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.
The Handsome Monster wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes share. It was a fairly funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.
The Handsome Monster desperately desired a mug that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was opted for.
The Handsome Monster wanted a piece of paper that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.