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The Nervous Woodpecker desperately needed a set square that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was epic. A set square was the chosen item.

The Nervous Woodpecker needed a bottle of beer that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Nervous Woodpecker always had with them a bat that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be wonderful. A bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Woodpecker had a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Woodpecker desperately desired a computer that they would cuddle. It should have been a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Woodpecker needed a pen that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a different idea, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item chosen.

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