funny, exciting and annoying moments

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What motivates me to take part in this contest "funny, exciting and annoying moments" is that last night I was just chit chatting with my siblings; then in the process my sister mentioned one our cousin brother who called her recently.
Immediately on hearing his name mentioned; I was taken down memory lane; what happened to that my cousin while growing up, it was as if the whole episodes was being displayed on the screen and the way my sister narrated the thing I almost laugh my heart out🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Now; the story proper; What Happened?....

While growing up, it was almost like a tradition that we traveled to my maternal village for Christmas before the demise of my beloved mother and my maternal grandfather was also alive. So it was always exciting for us every Christmas when my mum would say that we are going to her village and other of my cousins would be visiting too for Christmas.

Then one of those Christmas when we visited, the unusual thing happened. Chai I'm laughing trying to write this post o 🤣🤣.
Few days after our arrival, we were catching all the fun and enjoying our lives. Then boooom one of those nights something happened.....

We were all sleeping peacefully in our respective rooms, when we heard a cry and a commotion in the middle of the night; someone was saying mmekpa o mmekpa o..... continuously (meaning I'm dying, I'm dying o). So we all got scared and my mom open the door, then we all went out to see what was going on, low and behold my cousin was lying on the floor naked yelling and the mother was busy fanning his manhood 🤣🤣🤣.

It was discovered that after he shaved that night; there's a balm in my place known as Aboniki balm, (Ah! Aboniki of those days, don't joke with it not now that it has been adulterated) he decided to apply the balm to his private part and when the thing started hurting him he went and used water to wash it off not knowing that he was pouring fuel into already burning fire; that the water would make it worse.
We didn't know whether to laugh or pity him; but the way he spread his legs for the mother to fan him, we couldn't hold the laugh again, I remember I laughed till my mother asked me to go inside 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

This is the idiot of the balm that made my cousin see shege, and made him spoke in an unwarranted tongue 👇

Chai!🤣🤣🤣 His manhood was displayed in the open, without shame. This life no balance o, this is someone mere you entering his room without notification would so shout at you that you loose focus and forget your name but there he was displaying the thing to the view of the masses because of Aboniki balm.🤣🤣.

Aboniki balm e no go better for you for disgracing a man like that; mark my words 😀😀.

Please let me stop here before I amplifier my cousin's predicament 🤣🤣.