Since this fucking Corona made us paralyzed and unable to get drunk and fucked up, I had to do something besides reading crypto articles all-day long, otherwise, I might turn into the fucking token, literally.

So I made a legit move and made my way back to the famous League of Legends. It seems that such a decision wasn't the smartest one, not at all.

I said to myself like, hey let's give it a try, I'll play just one game per day and I'm out. I lied.

For fuck sake, what did I do that, I wonder...

It would be actually a better thing to turn into token rather than a frustrated gamer, LOL.

There are times when I want to stab someone in the neck and watch him bleed, there are times when I wanna throw my PC out of the window or even pay someone to track IP address in order to slap some fat kids, and the weirdest part is that I'm not lying haha.

But HEY it's just me, LOL.

It seems I won't get out of this ello hell anytime soon, therefore I have decided to play only one champion as it will increase the chances for me moving forward. The funniest part is that I thought I'm done with it and as it turns out, I'm not...

You know what frustrates me the most?

Matchmaking

Frustrations about matchmaking.

Matchmaking seems to be the worst part of their algorithm. This season alone I have played with bronze players while I was in Q for gold 2. Interestingly, every time I qualify for entering a higher league I end up playing with literal morons that are on continuous losing strike, meaning their morale is low and will probably cost us the game. But never mind, who gives a fuck right?

We should learn from them, LOL has officially the most toxic community on the planet and beyond, toxic little fat bastards haha.

Overpowered Champions.

Like fuck it, we all know that there are some overpowered champions and as far as Riot is concerned that won't change anytime soon. Buffing already OP champions is the most common practice these days, and it wouldn't even be such a fiasco in case they optimized the balance of items...

One-shot Diana at Lvl 3 and shit like that. Legit move I would say.

Or even better, Vladimir the fucking vampire presses e and you can literally go fuck yourself.

Community

.... LOL

Friends and Family

Ok, this is one of the most irritating shit I have to deal with. How to explain that you are in the middle of an online game where actual people sit behind actual chairs playing a game in real-time?

Every time I start a game someone who's next to me asks or demands something, and when I tell them that I'm playing, the usual reply is something like "so what, just pause it and you'll get back in a few moments".

Don't know but sometimes I really do think to slap someone, anger issues while playing and shit like that.

Conclusion

I will keep playing though, there's something wrong with me so... Not sure why I even wrote this article in the first place. I guess I felt the need. Maybe.