I've been curating today, which means I've read dozens of posts. That's why I want to share with you again some interesting, out-of-context quotes. I hope I can put a smile on your face 🙂.
I was somewhat struck by the scale of the event to which this post is dedicated:
I've seen different things, but never before has a post been devoted to a trip to an ATM.
As a curator, I write guidelines from time to time. It's hard to make a post like this interesting, but someone managed to present it in a beautiful way!
And today I envied one author. I have bad bosses, incompetent colleagues and outdated computer equipment at work. But someone even has an office collie and you can go to lunch with him!
Do you know what happens when a colorblind person enters a color contest? This:
Oh, I almost forgot! Dear biological readers, today is a big holiday:
Someone thinks it's fun to brag about a good day with the animal they want to kill:
This is how I spend the day with my four-legged friend - I killed him. Applause!
And certainly no day is complete without brushing your teeth. Not a damn day of curation!
The Steem community has the cleanest teeth in the world. That's for sure.
Why doesn't anyone write that they are going to pee after getting out of bed? Do you not pee after sleeping? Is it just me who goes to pee in the morning 😱?!
Of course, I'm laughing before I've even read any more. I do enjoy these posts.
When I get up, I normally go and have a poo.
Somebody that I once worked with, always took his toothbrush with him when he went for a shit 🤷♂️
🤣
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I could probably do a post like this after each curation day 😁
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#Cannibalism
Technically it should be beef roast instead of mutton roast. But we can ignore this much grammar mistake.
No, it's not the translation.
And it's not even 1/8th hilarious, what @event-horizon shared with me through WhatsApp last night!!!
@o1eh
@chriary
@the-gorilla
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Consequences... there are always consequences... 😆
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Hahahahaha
In asian household, always 😂
What about your culture? Are they also "deadly" there?
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Hahaha... I'm missing IAT after reading this.
I read something hilarious last night; I couldn't hold it to myself and had to WhatsApp it to @soulfuldreamer.
I want to share some stuff here. But I don't have another account. I need more motivation to make one. Or would it be weird if I used this account?
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You are one mean girl!
I laughed so hard that the person sleeping on the other side of the bed woke up and demanded to know the reason.
I didn't know what to say... But I did mention that it was something you shared with me. Omg. I'm laughing again....
That person could not sleep for the rest of the night though... And too bad he had an early morning to work!!!
Are you really going to share the screenshot? You do know that I am connected to this post now somehow
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I left a little note in subs there but I don't think the author paid any attention to it 😂😂😂😂
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Send my apologies to him. 😀
I am not comfortable sharing that screenshot. I also don't think it was the translator because people from that region don't use one. 😀
I will check your note. 😛
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No, not the translator!!!!
But maybe, maybe, due to language barrier 😬
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Oh, oh, oh, are you sure you're allowed to post all those hilarious screenshots without attribution?!
The guardians of the Oasis are strict - ask the admins @o1eh and @chriddi.
Whatever: I nearly peed my pants laughing.
Yeah, that's the first thing I do in the morning too. Pee. Not in my trousers, but in the appropriate toilet, but peeing... 😇
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Thank you, it somehow made me feel better 🤭
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Finally! Steemit can outdo all other social networks. That should be enough for the cover story of the next Time magazine.
Edit: I told you so!
https://steemit.com/hive-142124/@peppermint24/the-secret-to-steemit-s-success
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