L'avevo promesso...

in hive-146620 •  5 years ago 


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Continuo la mia piccola rubrica sulle barzellette, avevo promesso al caro @spiceboyz una di quelle che possono essere raccontate anche ai minori, e allora eccola qua, spero sempre possa essere di vostro gradimento...

Tutte le notti c'è una riunione di vampiri, a un certo punto ne arriva uno, tutto sporco di sangue in viso...

"Ehi, ma cosa hai fatto??"

"Vedete quel muretto là?!?!", dice il vampiro sporco di sangue.

"Sì, sì".

"L'ho saltato e ho vampirizzato tutti gli abitanti di quella palazzina..."

La notte successiva a un certo punto arriva un altro vampiro sporco di sangue fino al bacino...

"Ehi, ma cosa hai combinato?!?!"

"Vedete quel muretto laggiù?!?!"

"Sì, Sì, dai raccontaci.."

"Bene, l'ho saltato ed ho vampirizzato tutti i residenti di quel palazzone..."

La nottata successiva arriva un vampiro completamente sporco di sangue, dalla testa ai piedi...

I vampiri gli chiedeno tutti curiosi...

"Ooohhh, ma sei completamente sporco di sangue, che cosa hai mai combinato?!?!"

"Vedete quel muretto laggiù?!?!"

"Sì, sì, lo vediamo eccome, dicci tutto!!"

"Non l'ho visto!!!"

Ogni tanto una barzelletta cosiddetta delicata non guasta...

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      ·  5 years ago 

    Sorridere fa sempre piacere..grazie @mad-runner
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        ·  5 years ago 

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            ·  5 years ago 

          Come in TV fanno, giustamente sotto alcuni punti di vista, programmi di intrattenimento, un po' di buonumore, proprio in questo periodo, può essere considerato quasi un toccasana, almeno per il mio punto di vista...

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                ·  5 years ago (edited)

              Bella anche questa "delicata"! Grazie per avermi pensato!
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                  ·  5 years ago 

                Grazie dell'apprezzamento, è un dovere ricordare delle care persone amiche, ogni tanto qualche barzelletta Under 18 la tirerò fuori, non sono molte ma come me le ricordo le posterò!!!

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