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The Grumpy Robin always carried a spade that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a curious thought, to most, but not to the Robin, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a spade being the chosen item.

The Grumpy Robin always kept a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who expected it would be amazing. A pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Grumpy Robin desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Robin desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. A pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Robin searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Robin desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who thought it would be sublime. Honestly, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

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