Her Special Indigenous Man desperately needed a sack of potatoes to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Indigenous Man, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes of all things.
Her Special Indigenous Man desperately desired a can of Tango that they would embrace. It might be a fairly surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Indigenous Man, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Tango of all things.
Her Special Indigenous Man desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Indigenous Man, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. A pint of beer would be the chosen thing.
Her Special Indigenous Man always carried a cucumber that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Indigenous Man, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.
Her Special Indigenous Man desperately searched for a wig that they would occasionally share. It would have been a funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Indigenous Man, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a wig being the chosen thing.
Her Special Indigenous Man needed a pint of cider that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Indigenous Man, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.