The Ugly Artist always carried a painting of a melon that they would sit and look at. It should be a peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.
The Ugly Artist desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.
The Ugly Artist always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.
The Ugly Artist found a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.
The Ugly Artist always had with them a bottle of coke that they would break. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.
The Ugly Artist found a mug that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a mug was the chosen item.