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Their Yellow Lunatic desperately desired a sword that they would often break. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was chosen.

Their Yellow Lunatic searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

Their Yellow Lunatic needed a sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

Their Yellow Lunatic desperately desired a custard pie that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was fun. A custard pie would be the item chosen.

Their Yellow Lunatic desired a tomato that they sometimes play with. This seems a funny idea, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was selected.

Their Yellow Lunatic always had with them a can of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was out of this world. A can of coke is the item that was chosen.

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