The Beautiful Geek desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.
The Beautiful Geek desperately needed a mug that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a mug would be the chosen thing.
The Beautiful Geek owned a little monkey that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a fairly new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.
The Beautiful Geek looked for a pen to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item that was selected.
The Beautiful Geek searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would play with. It would have been a fairly funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.
The Beautiful Geek always carried a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be epic. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.