The Foolish Princess

The Foolish Princess desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Princess had a little monkey that they would sometimes smash. This seems a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Princess often carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush of all things.

The Foolish Princess carried a wig that they liked to demolish. It was a fairly surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a wig was the chosen thing.

The Foolish Princess wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a different activity, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Princess desired a cup that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to some, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a cup was the thing that was opted for.