Her Silly Santa carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was epic. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.
Her Silly Santa had a sack of potatoes that they would share. This seems a bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.
Her Silly Santa desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to select.
Her Silly Santa desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was fun. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.
Her Silly Santa desperately searched for a set square that they would break. This is certainly a fairly surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A set square is the item to select.
Her Silly Santa looked for a bottle of wine to experiment on. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.