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A Lovely Woodpecker desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

A Lovely Woodpecker craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a painting of a melon of all things.

A Lovely Woodpecker found a sack of potatoes that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was simply life. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

A Lovely Woodpecker always had with them a bat that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bat being the chosen item.

A Lovely Woodpecker often carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Lovely Woodpecker always kept a block of cheese that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

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