Her Bewildered Baby had a can of Tango that they would often hug. It might have been a funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.
Her Bewildered Baby wanted a stapler to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an original operation, to most, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be magnificent. A stapler being the item opted for.
Her Bewildered Baby desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally drop. This seems an original action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.
Her Bewildered Baby desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would often eat. It would be a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who expected it was fun. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item to select.
Her Bewildered Baby desperately wanted a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.
Her Bewildered Baby owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally worship. It is a strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.