The Boring Ogre carried a pen that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pen being the chosen item.
The Boring Ogre desperately wanted a helmet that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a helmet having that done to it
The Boring Ogre desperately wanted a wig that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item to choose.
The Boring Ogre looked for a CD player to try to balance on their head. This seems to be an astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.
The Boring Ogre desperately craved for a spade to eat. It was considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.
The Boring Ogre desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to drop. It should be a fairly exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.