A Lonely Lunatic needed a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. A lava lamp being the item selected.
A Lonely Lunatic needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is epic. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.
A Lonely Lunatic found a toilet brush that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.
A Lonely Lunatic found a stapler that they would often eat. It was a bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the chosen thing.
A Lonely Lunatic craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes break. It might have been a fairly exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to select.
A Lonely Lunatic had a stretchman that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was selected.