My Bum Loving Chimp always kept a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is stunning. A bag of poop was the thing that was selected.
My Bum Loving Chimp desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.
My Bum Loving Chimp always carried a can of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a can of coke being the item opted for.
My Bum Loving Chimp always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.
My Bum Loving Chimp wanted a sponge that they sometimes play with. It would have been a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to choose.
My Bum Loving Chimp searched for a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was epic. Honestly, a wig being the thing selected.