The Different Geek had a bottle of beer to put on his head. It would be a fairly bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.
The Different Geek found a sack of potatoes that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.
The Different Geek found a cucumber that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.
The Different Geek desperately craved for a big sponge to put on his head. It would have been a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a big sponge being the item selected.
The Different Geek desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.
The Different Geek needed a pencil sharpener that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.