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Their Bum Loving Bird always carried a wig that they would occasionally drop. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Bird always kept a CD player that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a CD player is the item to choose.

Their Bum Loving Bird desperately craved for a radiator that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to select.

Their Bum Loving Bird searched for a rubber johnny that they would often throw. It would have been a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

Their Bum Loving Bird desperately desired a toilet brush that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A toilet brush being the item selected.

Their Bum Loving Bird wanted a stapler that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.

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