The Confused Indigenous Man desperately searched for a crown that they liked to worship. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Indigenous Man, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A crown would be the thing that was opted for.
The Confused Indigenous Man desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Indigenous Man, who assumed it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.
The Confused Indigenous Man always carried a toilet brush to put on his head. This might appear to be an exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Indigenous Man, who felt that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.
The Confused Indigenous Man wanted a rubber johnny to drop. It is considered to be a fairly strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Indigenous Man, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.
The Confused Indigenous Man often carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly strange thought, to my children, but not to the Indigenous Man, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.
The Confused Indigenous Man desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly odd exercise, to most, but not to the Indigenous Man, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.