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The Special Jerk looked for a block of cheese to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Special Jerk wanted a bat that they liked to annihilate It should have been a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Special Jerk carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Special Jerk craved for a cup that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the thing to select.

The Special Jerk always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Special Jerk desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to drop. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

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