My Fat Chimp owned a bag of poop that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be entertaining. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.
My Fat Chimp often carried a CD player that they would occasionally drop. It might be an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item that was chosen.
My Fat Chimp desperately wanted a set of lego that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a somewhat surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.
My Fat Chimp owned a cucumber that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.
My Fat Chimp had a painting of a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.
My Fat Chimp desired a pint of cider that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. A pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.