A Green Santa desperately needed a chocolate bar that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the item selected.
A Green Santa carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be an exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.
A Green Santa desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the item selected.
A Green Santa desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.
A Green Santa found a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.
A Green Santa looked for a cup that they would often eat. It should be a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cup would be the chosen thing.