The Boring Martian had a tomato to worship. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Honestly, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.
The Boring Martian desperately wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen thing.
The Boring Martian often carried a melon that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item that was chosen.
The Boring Martian desperately wanted a lava lamp that they liked to break. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.
The Boring Martian owned a pint of beer that they would often break. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to choose.
The Boring Martian desired a ball that they would drop. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a ball having that done to it