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The Depressed Pigeon desperately wanted a cucumber that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is fun. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

The Depressed Pigeon often carried a helmet to experiment on. This might appear to be an odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Pigeon desired a rubber chicken that they would cuddle. It was a fairly surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Pigeon looked for a cup that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cup was the chosen item.

The Depressed Pigeon craved for a can of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Pigeon desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a different thought, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

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