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Their Purple Elf desperately looked for a bat to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly funny thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the item that was chosen.

Their Purple Elf always had with them a bat that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly different thought, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a bat was the chosen thing.

Their Purple Elf found a cup that they would often sleep with. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing opted for.

Their Purple Elf desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems an odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sponge being the chosen item.

Their Purple Elf wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

Their Purple Elf craved for a block of cheese that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be an unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a block of cheese of all things.

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