My Stupid Newt always carried a can of Tango that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.
My Stupid Newt craved for a bag of flour that they would play with. This seems an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing to select.
My Stupid Newt desperately needed a stapler that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was wonderous. A stapler was the item that was opted for.
My Stupid Newt carried a bottle of beer that they would eat. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.
My Stupid Newt searched for a little monkey that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen item.
My Stupid Newt desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been an unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.