The Exceptional Bird desperately desired a little monkey to play with. It was a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.
The Exceptional Bird had a ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to select.
The Exceptional Bird desired a bag of poop that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the thing selected.
The Exceptional Bird wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to worship. It should be a fairly unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.
The Exceptional Bird desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally share. It should be an extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.
The Exceptional Bird searched for a sack of potatoes to play with. One might consider this to be a weird proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be simply life. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.