Funny Santa had a bottle of coke that they sometimes put on his head. This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.
Funny Santa carried a pint of cider that they liked to break. One might say this is an unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.
Funny Santa wanted a helmet to insert somewhere. This could be considered a surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be miraculous. A helmet is the item to choose.
Funny Santa often carried a custard pie that they would share. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.
Funny Santa desperately wanted a computer to worship. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a computer was the chosen thing.
Funny Santa carried a bottle of coke to throw. It was considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.