Different Jerk

Different Jerk always kept a sword to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword of all things.

Different Jerk craved for a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the item opted for.

Different Jerk desired a pencil sharpener to throw. It might be a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

Different Jerk desperately craved for a helmet that they would share. It might be a fairly curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a helmet being the item opted for.

Different Jerk wanted a teapot that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be simply life. Honestly, a teapot of all things.

Different Jerk found a bottle of wine that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly odd action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.