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The Colourful Worm searched for a computer that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea was simply life. A computer being the thing opted for.

The Colourful Worm desperately craved for a sponge to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who thinks it would be spectacular. A sponge was the item that was selected.

The Colourful Worm often carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Colourful Worm desperately looked for a custard pie that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Colourful Worm desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to me, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Colourful Worm desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

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