My Boring Bird

My Boring Bird always kept a sponge that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the item selected.

My Boring Bird often carried a can of coke that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was out of this world. A can of coke being the chosen thing.

My Boring Bird desperately searched for a spade to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought it was spectacular. A spade would be the item that was chosen.

My Boring Bird desperately desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a funny action, to you, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Bird searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes share. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Bird, who thought it was stunning. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

My Boring Bird desperately desired a cucumber to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.