The Foolish Ogre craved for a piece of paper that they would often embrace. This seems a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.
The Foolish Ogre wanted a teapot that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was an original thought, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a teapot was the item that was opted for.
The Foolish Ogre desperately craved for a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is fun. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing to choose.
The Foolish Ogre searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.
The Foolish Ogre desperately needed a CD player that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be an unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.
The Foolish Ogre found a melon that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. A melon would be the thing that was opted for.