A Ugly Pigeon owned a can of coke that they would often put down their trousers. It was a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item opted for.
A Ugly Pigeon looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.
A Ugly Pigeon searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.
A Ugly Pigeon needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.
A Ugly Pigeon found a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.
A Ugly Pigeon desperately needed a cup that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cup was the item that was chosen.