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My Lucky Jerk looked for a cheese grater to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

My Lucky Jerk had a magic 8 ball that they would often embrace. It is an astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be epic. A magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

My Lucky Jerk desperately desired a little monkey that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a fairly exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the chosen item.

My Lucky Jerk always kept a bag of poop that they liked to break. One might find this to be a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

My Lucky Jerk looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often break. It should have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

My Lucky Jerk desired a custard pie that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

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