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The Eccentric Elf had a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Elf desperately wanted a teapot that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Elf had a helmet that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Elf carried a ball that they would play with. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Elf desperately desired a big sponge that they liked to annihilate This seems a fairly odd exercise, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Elf desperately desired a cucumber that they liked to worship. It should have been a fairly strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the item selected.

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