The Purple Nerd

The Purple Nerd always kept a stretchman that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

The Purple Nerd always kept a bottle of coke that they liked to throw. One might say this is a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Nerd owned a bag of poop to share. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. A bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Nerd had a bat that they liked to cuddle. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Purple Nerd wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

The Purple Nerd desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.