My Stupid Woodpecker found a can of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.
My Stupid Woodpecker desperately searched for a spade that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a spade would be the chosen thing.
My Stupid Woodpecker desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was epic. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item selected.
My Stupid Woodpecker desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.
My Stupid Woodpecker always kept a bag of poop to eat. This might appear to be a surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was epic. A bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.
My Stupid Woodpecker had a sword that they would annihilate One might say this is a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item that was opted for.