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Her Handsome Reindeer looked for a little monkey that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Reindeer often carried a tomato that they sometimes drop. It should be a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A tomato is the item that was chosen.

Her Handsome Reindeer always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

Her Handsome Reindeer desired a tomato that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Reindeer desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

Her Handsome Reindeer had a painting of a melon to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

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