My Special Dog

My Special Dog desperately looked for a painting of a melon to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

My Special Dog needed a teapot that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to select.

My Special Dog had a sword that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be amazing. A sword would be the chosen thing.

My Special Dog desperately wanted a spade that they would sometimes share. It was an extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a spade being the item selected.

My Special Dog desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would often experiment on. It might have been a fairly funny thought, to you, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

My Special Dog wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.