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The Eccentric Monster always had with them a sword that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a sword is the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Monster needed a pint of cider to put on his head. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who felt it was amazing. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Monster craved for a can of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the item selected.

The Eccentric Monster looked for a spade that they would annihilate It might have been a fairly different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Monster desperately craved for a tomato that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Monster searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes eat. It might have been a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper having that done to it

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