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A Funny Indigenous Man desired a can of Dr Pepper to try to nail to the wall. It would be a strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Indigenous Man, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

A Funny Indigenous Man needed a custard pie to break. This could be considered a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the Indigenous Man, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

A Funny Indigenous Man desperately needed a set square that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Indigenous Man, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a set square is the item that was chosen.

A Funny Indigenous Man looked for a painting of a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Indigenous Man, who feels that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a painting of a melon of all things.

A Funny Indigenous Man always kept a ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Indigenous Man, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a ball having that done to it

A Funny Indigenous Man carried a bat that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Indigenous Man, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to select.

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