Their Orange Nerd

Their Orange Nerd owned a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. A Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

Their Orange Nerd often carried a can of Dr Pepper to hug. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

Their Orange Nerd carried a custard pie that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be amazing. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

Their Orange Nerd searched for a computer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a computer was the item that was selected.

Their Orange Nerd needed a cucumber to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

Their Orange Nerd often carried a stapler that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to choose.