A Confused Monster searched for a crown to smash. It would have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who expected it was epic. Strangely, a crown was the item that was opted for.
A Confused Monster desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was an exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. A lava lamp would be the chosen thing.
A Confused Monster always had with them a hat that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A hat was the chosen thing.
A Confused Monster wanted a tomato that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be an exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a tomato being the item opted for.
A Confused Monster owned a teapot that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.
A Confused Monster desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.