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A Nervous Martian desired a stapler that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

A Nervous Martian carried a toilet brush that they would smash. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the item selected.

A Nervous Martian desperately wanted a spade that they would throw. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Martian always carried a bottle of beer to sleep with. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Strangely, a bottle of beer of all things.

A Nervous Martian always carried a pen that they would embrace. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

A Nervous Martian had a big sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a different thing to do, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was fun. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

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